Thats not what he meant!

A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his pay check) partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithets from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked, How would you like it if you didnt see me for a couple of days?!?

That would suit me just fine!!! the man said.

Monday went by and the man didnt see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday passed as well with no sight of his wife.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her just little out of corner of his left eye.

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