The 10 Commandments (in Ebonics)

1. Im God. Dont play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me)

2. Dont be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Dont be callin me for no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Yall betta be in church on Sunday.
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

5. Dont dis or cuss out yo momma….and if you know who ya daddy is, dont dis him either.
(Honor thy father and mother)

6. Dont be goin on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Boo
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Dont be borrowing stuff and not give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)

9. Dont be snitchin on the other man to save yourself.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Dont be eyein your homies crib, ride or woman.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother)

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