While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.



People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, one says, but we have no one to go to with our own problems.



Since were all professionals, another suggests, why dont we hear each other out right now?

They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, Im a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can.



The second admits, I have a drug problem thats out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.



The third psychiatrist says, I know its wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just cant keep a secret.