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The Archaeologist

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurance in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.



Ive just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure! the excited scientist exclaimed.



To which the curator replied, Bring him in. Well check it out.



A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. You were right about both the mummys age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?



Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, 10,000 Shekels on Goliath.

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