Monday:
Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste
while brushing your teeth.
Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers", those
little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents.
Also order French fries, a bowl of chilli, a soft drink and have her stop
on the way back for a family size bottle of Maalox.
Afternoon Snack - Drink the Maalox.
Dinner - Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken three-piece Dinner,
dont eat the coleslaw.
Tuesday:
Breakfast - Eat the coleslaw.
Lunch - Go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in
and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing
it whole to prevent nausea.
Dinner - Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria at El Flashos.
Wednesday:
Breakfast - Jaws couldnt eat Breakfast after a night at El Flashos.
Lunch - Rolaids and a coke
Dinner - Drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps.
Thursday:
Breakfast - Order out for pizza
Lunch - Your secretary is out sick, check Mondays gutbomber sack for
leftovers.
Dinner - Go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask
the bartender for olives.
Friday:
Breakfast - Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonalds. Eat the
Styrofoam plate and leave the food. It tastes better and its better for
you.
Lunch - Skip Lunch… Fridays are murder
Dinner - Steak, well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. Dont eat the
asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus.
Saturday:
Breakfast - Sleep through it.
Lunch - Ditto
Dinner - Steak, Well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Dont eat
the Brussel Sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket.
Sunday
Breakfast - Three Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie.
Lunch - Eat Lunch? Waste a good buzz? Dont eat Lunch.
Dinner - Chicken noodle soup - Call your mom and ask her about renting
your old room.