The bad dream

Doctor, I had a terrible dream last night.

What was that, Mr. Mariotti?

I dreamed that I was at a Miss Universe pageant and was surrounded by spectacularly beautiful girls from all over the world, wearing skimpy bathing suits.

Really? And what was bad about it?

I was Miss Italy.

(I guess you can say it was a bit of a drag).

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