A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

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| Cheese Sandwich: $

1.50 |

| Chicken Sandwich: $

2.50 |

| Hand Job: $

10.00 |

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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the

bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes

serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

Yes? she inquires with a knowing smile, can I help you?

I was wondering, whispers the man, are you the one who gives the

hand jobs?

Yes, she purrs, I am.

The man replies Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!