One afternoon a cute brunette knocked on the door of her blonde neighbor, to chit chat the afternoon away. The blonde answered the door, and said to her brunette friend, Well, you certainly look upset. What happened?

The brunette answered, You bet Im upset! Look what my husband sent me… six dozen roses. You know what that means? Im going to have to spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread.

Her blonde friend replied, Now thats really silly. Why dont you just use a vase instead?