05
Mar

The Blonde and the Horse

There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but is kind of afraid of horses. She still likes horses, so she decides to overcome her fear. So one day she hops on a horse, and the horse starts galloping and wont stop. She starts to get a little afraid but the horse wont stop. Everybody is watching and she doesnt know what to do. So she grabs its leg and the horse still wont stop. Then she decides to jump but her foot gets stuck in the stirrup. So she is bouncing on the ground and doesnt know what to do. Then the Wal-Mart manager comes running out and pulls the plug out of the socket and saves her.

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