18
Sep

The Burglar and the Budgerigar

A burglar has just made it into the house. He is intending ransacking, and he is
looking around for stuff to steal.

All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, I can see you, and so can Jesus!

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes
back to his business.

I can see you, and so can Jesus!

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the
corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a
budgerigar, who pipes up again, I can see you, and so can Jesus!

So what, says the burglar, you are only a budgerigar!

To which the budgerigar replies, Maybe, but Jesus is a doberman!

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