The car

A guy buys a new Lamborghini sportscar and goes to his Orthodox rabbi to ask him to bless a mezuzah for the car.

What is a Lamborghini? asks the rabbi and when the guy explains, the rabbi says No way am I

blessing a mezuzah for such an extravagance!

So the guy finds a Conservative rabbi and makes the same request. What is a Lamborghini?

the rabbi asks and hearing the explanation, also refuses to give his blessing.

So finally the guy goes to a Reform rabbi with his request.

Sure! says the rabbi, but whats a mezuzah?

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