28
May
A guy buys a new Lamborghini sportscar and goes to his Orthodox rabbi to ask him to bless a mezuzah for the car.
What is a Lamborghini? asks the rabbi and when the guy explains, the rabbi says No way am I
blessing a mezuzah for such an extravagance!
So the guy finds a Conservative rabbi and makes the same request. What is a Lamborghini?
the rabbi asks and hearing the explanation, also refuses to give his blessing.
So finally the guy goes to a Reform rabbi with his request.
Sure! says the rabbi, but whats a mezuzah?