28
May

The car

A guy buys a new Lamborghini sportscar and goes to his Orthodox rabbi to ask him to bless a mezuzah for the car.



What is a Lamborghini? asks the rabbi and when the guy explains, the rabbi says No way am I


blessing a mezuzah for such an extravagance!



So the guy finds a Conservative rabbi and makes the same request. What is a Lamborghini?


the rabbi asks and hearing the explanation, also refuses to give his blessing.



So finally the guy goes to a Reform rabbi with his request.



Sure! says the rabbi, but whats a mezuzah?

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