The Chihuahua

Once there three male dogs who set eyes on a beautiful female poodle. They all rushed over to her. Aware of her charms, she said, I will go out with the first one of you who can use the words liver and cheese together in an intelligent sentence.

Immediately the Lab said, I like liver and cheese.

No imagination at all, said the poodle.

Next was the muscular Rottweiler, who blurted, I hate liver and cheese.

Thats worse than the Lab, she replied.

Finally a tiny chihuahua smiled at his opponents, gave the poodle a knowing wink, and said, Liver alone, cheese mine.

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