The collection plate

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the preacher, overcome by curiosity, approached her. My dear lady, I couldnt help but notice that you put $1,000 week in the collection plate, he stated. Why yes, she replied, every week my son sends me money, and what I dont need I give to the church. Thats wonderful, how much does he send you? Oh, $20,000 a week. Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living? He is a veterinarian, she answered. That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice? Well, he has one cat house near Las Vegas and another outside of Reno.

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