The Confession

My Uncle Charles, whos 89 years of age, goes to a Catholic church and goes to confession.

He says, Father, Im 89 years old and Im having an affair with a 25 year old girl.

The Priest asks him how long since his last confession.

Charles says Ive never been to confession, Im Jewish.

The Priest says, so why are you telling me this?

Charles says Im telling everyone.

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