17
Apr

The Confessional

Tommy OConnor went to confession and said, Forgive me Father for I have sinned…..

What have you done Tommy OConnor said the Priest. I had sex with a girl

Who was it Tommy? I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin.

Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan? No Father, please forgive me for my sin.

Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie? No Father, I cannot tell you, please forgive me.

Well then, was it Sarah Martha OKeefe? No Father, I cannot tell you who it was. Okay Tommy, go say 5 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers and you will be forgiven.

So Tommy walked out to the pew where his friend Joseph was waiting… What did you get? asked Joseph. Well, I got 5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads!

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