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An Irishman, a Mexican-American, and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch, and the Irishman said, Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch Im going to jump off this building.



The Mexican-American opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time Im going to jump off, too.



The blond guy opened his lunch and said, Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time Im jumping too.



Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his death. The Mexican-American opens his lunch, sees a burrito, and he jumps too. The blonde guy opens his lunch, sees the bologna, and jumps to his death also.



At the funeral the Irishmans wife is weeping. She says, If Id known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!



The Mexican-Americans wife also weeps and says, I could have given him tacos or enchiladas or even a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich! I didnt realize he hated burritos so much.



Everyone turns and stares at the blonds wife. Hey, dont look at me, she says. He makes his own lunch.