The counter-lunch

There once was this guy who walked into a bar and ordered a counter-lunch. When his meal arrived he noticed a pile of peas on his plate. The man stares at them for a moment and than proceeds to tell the barman, Gee, I havent had a pea in forty years.

The barman then yells to the entire pub, Quick, anyone who cant swim grab a chair!

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