Theres a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, whos 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog tragically dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as a memorial.

That night, the man hears a strange noise and rushes downstairs to find the dogs ghost, demanding for his tail back.

The man was just about to give the tail back when the wife rushed down and said:

Dont give it back! Dont give it back!

Why? asked the man.

Youre not allowed to retail spirits after 12:00!