26
Oct

The dead redneck!

A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.

Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Clem said, Yup, hes burnt real bad; but youll have to roll him over if you want me to identify him.

So the mortician rolled the corpse over and Clem looked and said, Nope, it aint Clyde.

The mortician thought that was rather strange, but proceeded to bring in Zeke to identify the body. After the sheet was pulled back, Zeke took a look and said, Yup, hes burnt real bad; roll him over.

So, again the mortician rolled the burnt corpse over, and Zeke looked down and said, Nope, it aint Clyde.

Frustrated, the mortician asked, How can you tell?

Zeke answered, Well, Clyde had two assholes.

What!? The disbelieving mortician asked, He had TWO assholes?

Yup, thats right, everybody knew Clyde had two assholes.

Ever time we went to town, folks would say…

Here comes that thar Clyde with them two assholes!

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