06
Jun

The Divorced Barbie

Ralph is driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that its
his daughters birthday and he hasnt bought her a present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, How much is that Barbie in the window?

In a condescending manner, she asks, Which Barbie?

She continues, We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes
to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes
to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.00.

Ralph asks, Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?

Thats obvious, the sales lady replies. The Divorced Barbie comes
with Kens house, Kens car, Kens boat, and Kens furniture.

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