An eagle was kept in captivity for 50 years and it had managed to escape. And ofcourse this eagle had not had any sexual intercourse for 50 years.So this eagle was flying round and saw a dove. It flew down, done some business with this dove and flew off. The dove looked up and said Im a dove, i made love, and i liked it.Now this eagle was flying around again and saw a blue tit. So it flew down, done business with this blue tit and flew away. Then the blue tit looked up and said Im a blue tit, i had a bit and i liked itSo now this eagle was flying over this pond and looked down and saw a duck. So it flew down to this duck but the duck looked up and said Im a drake, you made a mistake!!