19
May

The Eight Days of Hanukkah

The Eight Days of Hanukkah



On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese



On the second night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese



On the third night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese



On the fourth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese



On the fifth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

5 bowls of chicken soup

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese



On the sixth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

6 pickled herrings

5 bowls of chicken soup

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese



On the seventh night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

7 noodle kugels

6 pickled herrings

5 bowls of chicken soup

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese



On the eighth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

8 Alka- Seltzer

7 noodle kugels

6 pickled herrings

5 bowls of chicken soup

4 potato latkes

3 pounds of corned beef

2 Kosher pickles and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

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