And now for a joke (that I probably heard here):

There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career,
she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose
her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the
world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her
eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she
decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctors office.
Part of her work included painting a gigantic eye on one wall.
When she had finished her work, she held a press conference to
unveil her latest work of art: the doctors office. During the
press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall, and
asked the doctor, What was your first reaction upon seeing your
newly painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?
To this, the eye doctor responded, I said to myself
Thank God Im not a gynecologist.