The following are only learned from college

11. Two meals a day are standard. One for some!

12. Recycling becomes synonomous with laundry (Oh, my jeans can last until Christmas…theres only a *little* bit of mud on them…).

13. You can never make too many meals in a hot pot (or pizelle maker).

14. 10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class (not that this is anything really new).

15. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.

16. It takes more than one person to carry your laundry, books, trash, or alcohol.

17. If the lecture hall is big enough, get someone elses notes.

18. You begin to nap again (also not new).

19. Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.

20. Isnt it amazing that the book your professor wrote is always required for his class?

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