The following are only learned from college

31. See every movie under $3 that your campus provides; its actually proportional to the amount of money you have.

32. Roadtrip whenever possible.

33. Pick up all new lingo.

34. Bum rides, money, notes and snacks as much as you can get them.

35. Dont burn bridges, especially if hes good in Biology.

36. Plain pasta never constituted a complete meal before.

37. The health service attendants are there because they couldnt make it in a real hospital, never ever forget that.

38. Forget putting the toilet seat down,you just pray that they flush.

39. Frisbee becomes a contact sport.

40. Care packages rank up there with birthdays.

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