Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldnt see very well because of the nuns little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave. I think Ill move to California, theres only 50 Catholics there," said the first man."I think Ill move to Washington, theres only 25 Catholics there. "I think Ill move to Idaho, theres only 10 Catholics there. Then one of the nuns turned around."Go to Hell, there are NO Catholics there."