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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,

If you kiss me, Ill turn into a beautiful princess.





He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up



again and said, If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess,



I will stay with you for one week.





The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the



pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a



Princess, Ill stay with you and do *anything* you want.





Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.



Finally the frog asked, What is it? Ive told you Im a beautiful Princess,



that Ill stay with you for a week and do *anything* you want. Why wont



you kiss me?





The boy said, Look, Im a computer programmer. I dont have time for



girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool.