13
Jun

The game of golf!

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.



Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.



Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.



Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.



The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.



Theres no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.



Golf was once a rich mans sport, but now it has millions of poor players.



An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.



Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.

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