The Ghost

A very proper man is staying at the hospital as he has been taken quite ill. In the middle of the night he wakes up to find he has soiled his bed. Too embarassed to call the nurse to clean his sheets, he gather them up and tosses them out the window.
The sheets fall onto a drunkard who is wandering around on the sidewalk. He begins thrashing about, swinging and cursing loudly. A security guard hears the noise and runs over to the pale, and panting drunkard.
The guard says What happened? You look as though youve seen a ghost!
The drunkard replies I did! And I think I beat the sh*t out of it too!

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