Some years ago when Bill Clinton was still President, he gave George W. Bush a tour of the White House. While there, George was amazed to find that Bill Clinton had his very own solid gold urinal! Maybe when Im President, I can have a gold urinal too, he thought to himself. He went back and told his wife Laura all about it. The next day, Laura Bush also visited the White House and had lunch with Hillary Clinton. During their talk, Laura mentioned the beautiful gold urinal her husband had seen in the Clintons bathroom… but Hillary said nothing. That night when she went to bed, she told Bill: I found out who peed in your saxophone.