The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
* Bad: You cant find your birth control pills
* Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
* Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
* Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
* Ugly: Youre in them
* Good: Your husband understands fashion
* Bad: Hes a cross-dresser
* Ugly: He looks better than you
* Good: Your sons finally maturing
* Bad: Hes involved with the woman next door
* Ugly: So are you
* Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
* Bad: She keeps interrupting
* Ugly: With corrections
* Good: Your wifes not talking to you
* Bad: She wants a divorce
* Ugly: Shes a lawyer
* Good: The postmans early
* Bad: Hes wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
* Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
* Good: Your daughter got a new job
* Bad: As a hooker
* Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
* Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
* Good: Youre son is dating someone new
* Bad: Its another man
* Ugly: Hes youre best friend
* Good: Youre wife is pregnant.
* Bad: Its triplets
* Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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