One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, Mommy, I got five dollars!
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter, Dont you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties. OOOOhhhh said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, Where did you get the ten dollars from? The little girl replied, Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed. The mother replied, Didnt I tell you that he is… Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didnt wear any panties today.
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