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May

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Good:Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad:You cant find your birth control pills
Ugly:Your daughter borrowed them

Good:Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly:Youre in them

Good:Your husband understands fashion
Bad:Hes a cross dresser
Ugly:He looks better than you

Good:Your sons finally maturing
Bad:Hes involved with the woman next door
Ugly:So are you

Good:You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:She keeps interrupting
Ugly:With corrections

Good:Your wifes not talking to you
Bad:She wants a divorce
Ugly:Shes a lawyer

Good:The postmans early
Bad:Hes wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly:You gave him nothing for Christmas

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