The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: Its your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: Youll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I dont want you to

The wife says: In not upset
The wife means: Of course Im upset you moron

The wife says: Youre … so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.