The Haircut

This guy goes into a barber shop, and says, I want my hair cut, so that its long here, here, here, and here…, sort of wavy in this section but straight just below, sort of spiked on this diagonal with a slanted taper, and bald patches here, here, here, and here. The barber looked at him and said, I dont think I can do that! Why not? said the guy. You did the last time I was here!

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