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Nov

The Horse Auction

The Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, Dad, why are you doing that?
His father replied, Because when Im buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.

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