Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.
The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - Hey, why dont you try this ball. He draws a green golf ball out of his bag.
Use this one - You cant lose it!
His friend replies, What do you mean you cant lose it?!!
The first man replies, Im serious, you cant lose it.
If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it.
Obviously, his friend doesnt believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. The friend says, Wow! Thats incredible! Where did you get that ball?
The man replies, I found it.
(Think about it… itll come to you
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Dec
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