22
May

The Interview.

Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: Were going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

INTERVIEWER: Shooting! thats a bit irresponsible, isnt it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I dont see why, theyll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

INTERVIEWER: Dont you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I dont see how, ….we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

INTERVIEWER: But youre equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, youre equipped to be a prostitute, but youre not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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