31
Dec
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, Id like to register my new invention. Its a folding bottle.
OK, says the clerk. What do you call it?
A fottle, replies the inventor.
A fottle? Thats a stupid! Cant you think of something else?
I can think about it. Ive got something else though. Its a folding carton.
And what do you call that? asks the clerk.
A farton, replies the inventor.
Thats rude. You cant possibly call it that!
In that case, says the inventor…
Youre really going to hate the name of my folding bucket.