28
Nov

The Jewish Barbie

The last time I was I New York, my daughter requested that I bring back a Barbi doll. So I stopped in a toy store in the Jewish area and started looking around.



How much is this Barbie doll set?



$19.95. the Jewish merchant answered.



How much is the set here, Barbie at the beach?



Also $19.95.



I eyed another set, how much is Barbie in the discotecque?



Also $19.95.



And this one here, Barbie at home?



Also $19.95.



Well, what about this one, Barbie goes shopping?



Also $19.95.



O.K., how about this, Barbie gets married?



Also $19.95.



And this, Barbie plays tennis?



Also $19.95.



What about this one. Barbie get a Bat Mitzvah?



Also $19.95.



I eyed the last one and hoping for a lower price asked, How much is this, Barbie gets a divorce?



Ah, dots $199.95!



Wow, why so much?



Vell, dot comes vit Ken’s car, Ken’s wardrobe, Ken’s house, und, Ken’s benk account!

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