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Dec

The last four U.S. Presidents and the Wizard Of Oz

The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: I had a terrible time with Iran, so Ive come for some courage.

NO PROBLEM says the Wizard, WHO IS NEXT?

Ronald Reagan steps forward, Well …, Well …, Well …, I need a brain.

DONE says the Wizard. WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?

Up steps George Bush sadly; Im told by the American people that I need a heart.

IVE HEARD ITS TRUE, says the Wizard. CONSIDER IT DONE.

Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, not saying a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, WELL, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?

Is Dorothy around?

Dorothy: How can you talk if you havent got a brain?

Scarecrow: I dont know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, dont they?

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