The Lawyer

A lawyer finds himself in the city park. It is a beautiful summer day so he decides to take his shoes and socks off. He no sooner does this than he steps into a huge pile of fresh dog poop.

Looking down at his bare feet covered in dog poop he screams….Some one help me…Im melting….Im melting.

I cannot claim authorship and I must confess I have two lawyers in my immediate family.

Most viewed Jokes (20)