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The LectroPrayer

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The LectroPrayer – is a highly sophisticated electronic tool which incorporates the latest in religio-scientific design.

Developed in a joint venture between the United Religions Organization and the Opportunistic Scientists.

Approved by the Permanently Paranoid, the Believers of Everything, the Mystics Association, the Pilgrims for Meaning and the New Age Mystics.

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