A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He cant help but notice the short man at the urinal next to him, and the large penis this man has.

He says to the short man, Excuse me, I couldnt help but notice what a large penis you have. The short man replies, I am a leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes.

The man is kind of skeptical, but he decides to believe him anyway. OK, He says, I want to live in a mansion. The short man replies, Sure. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in it.

The man says, Next, I want a beautiful girlfriend. OK, the short man replies, Tomorrow you will wake up next to her. The man is still not sure whether to believe him, but he continues.

I want a penis as large as yours. Alright, but there is one catch, the short man replies. Whats that, the man asks? I have to have sex with you from behind, the short man says.

The other man thinks for a second, and decides anything is worth getting a penis that large. OK, go right ahead. The short man starts to do his thing, and the other man says, I cant believe Im gonna have a penis as big as yours.

The short man replies, I cant believe you thought I was a leprechaun!