Litle Johnny was going to the bathroom at school. When he went to wipe his butt there was no toilet paper. So he wiped his butt with his hand and figured he could just wash his hands off. But the water wouldnt run and there was no paper towels. So he held his hand in a fist and walked back to the classroom. Then the teacher asked, Johnny, whats in your hand?

A little leprechan and if I open my hand hell get away.

Johnny, the teacher said, if you dont tell me whats in your hand you are going to be sent to the principals office!

Too embarrassed to open his hand, Jimmy elected to get sent to the princapals office instead. The principal asked, Johnny, whats in your hand?

A little leprechan and if I open my hand hell get away.

Johnny, if you dont tell me whats in your hand right now you will get sent home, said the principal.

So he got sent home and his dad asked, Johnny, whats in your hand?

A little leprechan and if I open my hand he will get away

Johnny, either you tell me right now whats in your hand or Ill beat you and your imaginary leprechan…

Little Johnny finally opened his hand and said, Look dad… you scared the poop out of him!