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Dec

The Maid

A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. The guy says, Who is this? This is the maid, answers the woman. We dont have a maid! I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house. Oh. Well, this is her husband. Is she there? Ummm… shes upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband. Hed always suspected, but now he knows. He says to the maid, Listen, would you like to make $50,000? What do I have to do? I want you to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk shes with. $50,000? Really? Yes. The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. What should I do with the bodies? Throw them in the swimming pool! What pool? Uhhh . . . is this 832-4821?

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