31
Dec
Walkin Round in Womens Underwear
(to be sung to Walkin in a Winter Wonderland)
Lacy things - the wife is missin,
Didnt ask - her permission,
Im wearin her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin round in womens underwear.
In the store - theres a teddy,
Little straps - like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin round in womens underwear.
In the office theres a guy named Marvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
Hell say, Are you ready? Ill say, Whoa, Man!
Lets wait until our wives are out of town!
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress - like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin round in womens underwear!