19-year-old Rachel is very upset when she calls the police on her mobile phone.

She cries, Help me please. I’m in Golders Green and my car’s been broken into. The thief has stolen the CD player, the steering wheel, the gearshift lever and the pedals. What will I do?

The dispatcher says to her, Stay calm, madam, I’ll ask a police officer to get to you as quickly as possible.

Ten minutes later, the police control centre gets the following message from the police officer, Please disregard the distress call. The lady got in the back-seat of her car by mistake.