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Apr

The Most Common Forms of Office Illness

The Macys One Day Sale Flu.

The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.

The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.

The Im Looking for a New Job and I Dont Know How Long
Its Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until
Then Mysterious Infection.

The My Boyfriends Got the Week Off So Suddenly Im Too
Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.

The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesnt Make Evening
Appointments Bout of Influenza.

The Theres No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want
a Day Off Sickness.

The Its Spring Break and I Want To Pretend Im a Teenager
Again General Ailment.

The Ive Screwed Up Royally and I Wont Come In To Face
the Music Terminal Illness.

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