My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!

The waitress runs over and says, Thats impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!

My brother-in-law replies, No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, You couldnt possibly have won a motor home because we dont have that as a prize!

Once again, my brother in-law says, No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!

The manager grabs the prize ticket and reads, WIN A BAGEL.